Welcome to the World of Aunt Mattie
& Uncle Philbert!

This site was created by their great-nephews (Simon and Parker) because we thought it would be funny if two people who are so old-fashioned they don’t even have a telephone had a web site.

Oh, if we all need to be introduced, there are some bits About Us.

Someone has already written a couple of Books about our adventures together, but this is a site is for everyone —kids, teachers, librarians, parents, wombats.

Check out Mattie & Philbert's lessons and un-lessons. They might be a little different from what you are taught in school. You can print them out (if you like) and take them on your adventures.

And remember to keep your corporosity gashiating.